Don't you just loooove spam mail?

We are so excited that we could bake and eat a whole apple pie right now!

Can you believe it? We got a spam mail today! We usually never read it but today we drew a lucky winner! Why you wonder do we waste our precious minutes until the new season of SPN finally hits the airwaves with this crap? Well this mail is not an ordinary one, nooooo! We got royal mail! Yup. We are important here at the Crazy Buckets head office it seems even Princess Faustina calls us a "friend" - it's about time we think.

Here is the royal mail she sent us (print and wipe butt with is optional) -

Dear Friend,

Good day and Compliments,

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you aboundantly and you would never regreat this.

I am a female student from University of Burkina faso, Ouagadougou. I am 22 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction.

Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death.I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth. He left the sum of USD 7, 350, 000.00 dollars (Seven Million,Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand US Dollars)in a
security company.

This money was annually paid into my late fathers account from Shell petroleum development company(spdc)and chevron oil company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction. I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to
move this money from the security company to your bank account,

That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely. I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.

If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me by repied this massage very urgent.

Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible, I will send you my identification card as soon as I hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Princess Fustina Karom

Wow. Are you as speechless as we are? She left the money in a security company. What, in a coffee jar or what? Must be one hell of a giant coffee jar! Dirty dirty oil money as well? And she wants to move it? I ain't breaking my back lifting no giant coffee jar around!
But a faaar more pressing issue is this: Do you think we should "repied this massage" or might that just be a little too kinky?

I guess after lifting that giant coffee jar we'd need a good massage. Anyone?


;)

Have a great weekend!

-The Crazy Buckets-