Why does this remind us of a Jolly Rogers pirate convention? Pass the buddle of rum, arrrrr!
...and what does
THAT look like to you, hm?

...and why - do tell us- has Jason got his hands THERE?
We bet he'd love to work in a lamp store, wouldn't he?
...and he has really curly hair! Does this mean he is straightening it?

...and last but not least...
THIS! Emo-Alert!!!

Note: the rest of the goth horror can be found
here