Sunday 14 September 2008

This Bucket is a joke#4 - The Panda Joke

This one is really good, we promise! It even comes with a picture!


Dean and his Farting Panda walk into a diner, sit down, and order some Burgers. The Panda eats his Burger quickly then pulls out a gun, and shoots the waitress dead. Dean looks confused as the Panda gets up ready to go, so Dean yells “What the hell is wrong with you? You shot the waitress! She was no demon and she was kinda cute!”

"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA" From somewhere the Panda produces a dictionary and slams it on the table.

“There, look it up for yourself and then lets go!”

Reluctantly Dean opens the book and reads:

Panda: [ A tree-dwelling marsupial

of Asian origin, characterized by

distinct black and white coloring.

Eats shoots and leaves.]



Huh? Huh?








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  1. Anonymous14 September 2008 at 13:24

    Talking of Jensen, his adopted Panda and that gun in the pic... Is it just me or does no one else not think that it maybe isn't the best advertisement for Panda Adoption Goodwill, with all this Save The Panda's stuff, when you have a loaded gun sitting beside you and your newly adopted Panda??? Just a random thought of mine.... :)

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  2. Anonymous18 September 2008 at 15:42

    How about:
    A panda goes in to a bar and sits at the counter. The barman looks at him but decides not to mention the fact that he's a hyowj great bamboo eating thing in a bar for humans.
    The panda says, "How much for a pint?"
    The barman points to the Boddington's and says, "Four pound eighty."
    The panda produces a wallet and fishes around for a fiver. He hands it over. "Gimme one," he says.
    So the barman pulls him a draught pint and sets it on the bar. The panda slowly drinks it, taking his time and looking round the bar.
    "You know," says the barman, plucking up courage, "we don't see many pandas in here."
    And the panda says, "I'm not surprised, the prices you charge."

    :)

    Do I get a groan?

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  3. Anonymous20 September 2008 at 22:56

    OMG.... That's even funnier then the Eats Shoots & Leaves gag..... You two should do stand up!!!! LOL!!!!

    groan groan groan.....

    And now my ones.....

    Cue even bigger groans.....

    Q: Why was the little cub so spoilt???
    A: Cause Jensen panda'd to his every whim.....

    Q: Why do Panda's have fur coats???
    A: Cause they would look really stupid in a denim Jacket.....

    Oh I know.... I seriously can't make them any worse.....

    And yes..... I will stick to my day job..... :) LOL

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  4. CrazyBuckets21 September 2008 at 14:17

    Grooaaaannnnn...LOL! I love your jokes. Seriously you two should be writing for The Buckets.

    Let's conclude the SPN comedy club then:

    and I do apologize upfront for it :D

    There is a Panda Bear chasing a monkey through the bamboo forrest and they`re running and running and they stop because a genie appears. The genie says " if you two stop fighting and chasing each other i`ll give you each three wishes"
    They agree. The Panda wishes first for the biggest "package" of all the bears in the whole forest.And His wish comes true. The monkey then wishes for an unlimited supply of bananas. His wish is granted too. The bear`s second wish is that all the bears in the forest, except him, are female. Then the monkey wishes for his own Impala. The bear`s last wish is that all the female Pandas fall madly in love with him. The monkey's final wish is that the Panda becomes gay, and the moneky gets in his cars and speeds away>

    exaaactly what I will be doing: NOOOOWwww...WWWW...wwwwww.....www...ww...w....

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  5. Anonymous21 September 2008 at 15:42

    OMG..... That is worse then worse.... The absolute pits... LOL!!!

    And we were doing soooooooooo well with the best jokes in the world... EVER... as well!!!! :) :) :)

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