Saturday 28 February 2009

Is Big Daddy Winchester coming back?

Well, just HOW MUCH would you like Big Poppa Winchester to return to Supernatural and that ASAP?








Thursday 26 February 2009

Smiley and Kiki got Supernaturalized

What would you look like?

It's no news really. Everyone can look like a South Park resident these days, thanks to the awesome Janina from Germany and her cool flash site SP-Studio. The Images are free to use(if you just mention a link to her site) and have become very popular across the net. The quality is outstanding and I am currently southparking all my friends...and while at it, myself and Smileyone have become supernaturalized!


So here's what we look like as Sam & Dean...

smileyone got deanified and can carry loads while hunting demons in style mixing purple nurples at the same time

kiki got jarified as brooding is her 2nd nature anyways, whilst the wand has yet to prove useful



If you ever get Supernaturalized make sure to let us know!



Kiki & Smiley

Tuesday 24 February 2009

Phew, Supernatural season 5 confirmed!


Over are the sleepless nights we spent dreading the news and wondering if season 4 was the last we'd ever see of Sam and Dean. Bad omens! we thought, when the second half of season 4 was put on hiatus again, just after the unexpected and still shockingly early death of director and producer Kim Manners. Still with more episodes to come, this season is the most unnerving one yet. Angels, demons, torture, lust and mistrust. It is all there and lots of it.

And there is no rest for the wicked yet, as according to Spoiler TV (and they said it so it must be true) that Supernatural got its renewal for another season today and which we all know will be its last.


"Also renewed were the network’s established Thursday team of SMALLVILLE, in its ninth season, and SUPERNATURAL, which after posting ratings growth this season, will enter its fifth season next year."

But lets not think of this yet. First we need to find out if the rumors are true and a 3rd Winchester is going to appear and if he is genuinely made of win!

If true or not, this strategy would even makes sense, since Sam has grown up so much (oh and DO we love it) that the old little brother-old brother dynamic duo isn't as dynamic as it used to be. Gone are the days of prank-pulling and making fun of Sammy. You make fun now, you get your soul ripped out these days....ah yes, good old times. Maybe the 3rd brother is going to bring them back. You know, like Leo Getz in Lethal Weapon. Of course Riggs always takes the mickey out of Murthough, but it is so much more fun if they team up so Leo Getz gets it, get it?

I almost feel a little bad for a 3rd Winchester, because what does he have the other boys don't? One has been to hell and back and the mark of an angel while the other one has demon blood in him and a soul-ripping mojo. This won't be easy to beat.


(next episode: Death Takes a Holiday, Thursday March 12 on the CW)

Ahm-gonna-eetchoo


Me thinkin' Sam no likin' Castiel!



Don’t you be squishing an angel, Sammy-Sam-Samuel! Not good! Not good!

Especially when he's wearin' your jacket from season two, and after Dean borrowed it for the first episode of season four - cos you chucked all his clothes when he carked it at the end of season three, oh ye of little faith!

*Aroooo-ga! Aroooo-ga!*

Back away from the angel!

Saturday 21 February 2009

Jensen Ackles starring in THE MASS SPIDER SLAYING SHOCKER (not yet rated)


posted on behalf of Smileyone

Following on from our recent post DEAN WINCHESTER IN WIDE-FIT SHOCKER, we here at the Crazy Buckets Office came across a very interesting semi-related article on Jensen Ackles & his pretty big feet. An article entitled 'Shape Of Things To Come' featured in the recent Titan's Official Supernatural Magazine [which we really love reading btw] Jensen Ackles was quoted saying the following:

''Just the other night, when I was getting into bed, I picked up the sheet and slid my legs underneath and as I was about to put the sheet back down on my chest, a spider suddenly dropped down from inside the sheet, right next to me on the mattress and I was just like, 'what?' I got it with my hand, put it on the floor, and then stepped on it.''

Interesting stuff we think you'll all agree. Although a bit sad for the unexpected demise of the poor spider (a second silence please) and ok, moment over… back to Jensen!

At first we were having images of a big clump of spider goop being stuck to Jensen's underfoot…

(Jensen, serial spider killer)

...but then we started thinking about just how much of a serial spider killer our Jensen may actually be? We started seeing the spider bodies piling up all round his bed. Maybe he has already started to fashion a little moat around his bed (ugh). A big moat to separate his little bed from the rest of the world. Maybe that's why we don't see so much of him about when Supernatural is not on TV… see, where we are coming from? We're starting to worry here…
We came to this conclusion as he continued to say:

"I don't like them, but they don't frighten me.If that would've have been anybody else I know, it would've been, 'WAHHHHHHH!' What's amazing is that if you think about how many spiders you don't see. That's more scary to me then actually seeing one, because if I see one then I know where it is and I can take care of it… [ btw "Taking care of it"don't see that can mess with my head.'' doesn't always mean killing it, surely?]...but it's all the ones I don't see that can mess with my head.''

( Kinda like these scary bitches, Jensen?)

We're thinking spiders around Jensen's house have started to view his bed area as 'Spider Graveyard' i.e. the place where they all go to die!

See, in Jared's bedroom space, because we've heard that that boy is up at all stupid o'clock-o'times of the day and night pounding pavements an such, he has worked out how to confuse them! It's daytime all the time in Jared's room! Spiders say 'Oh, coming up to night time, soon time to go out hunting… oops, daytime again… staying in again' -thus starving them all to death in their little hidey holes (genius!) Therefore, they all then head into Jensen's room in their droves to catch a last meal before stomping time!

Really, we here at Buckets, have started getting worried. Jensen will have built such a big wall up around his bed using all these dead spider goop, legs, squishy bodies etc… that very soon, we may never see him again!

(So maybe he is really Spiderman?)

In an effort to stop this from happening, we want to suggest some ways to use up all this spider stuff, before he makes it his life's mission to rid the world of every arachnid!

  1. We thought we'd suggest he gathers up a load of goop and makes some protein enriched shakes for Jared to have each day before he goes out pavement pounding…
  2. Or maybe mixing some in with his cereal in the mornings, adding a bit more fiber to his diet
  3. He could stick them all in a big material bag and make a huge big comfy beanbag out of them
  4. He could even mix some in with a bit of glue, wrap it all up in a bit of cling film and make some really interesting looking weights for Jared [Shhhh, Jared, look away now or you will have spoiled Jensen's next birthday present for you… :D] ...the possibilities are truly endless.

Yes indeedy, we think of everything here at Buckets, so you can thank us later Jensen, we don't mind.




Wednesday 18 February 2009

Challenge: Jared Padalecki Uglified!



Today we have learned a new word: Uglified!
It is the opposite of beautified and does exist. Check out the Merriam Webster if you don't believe us (or look into a mirror first thing in the morning before you had your coffee if you doubt us....oohhh, now, now! Put the salt gun away peeps, we are all in the same ugly boat here).

Seriously, you can trust us, that we are not only ugly on the inside....no amount of coffee makes us beautified, it is hopeless. But while we are killing time being so very, VERY bored until the return of Supernatural, we want to start a little competition: Get Jared uglified! We are tired of his good looks! Enough! He makes us feel bad about our own looks and we don't want to feel bad anymore.

The rules are simple:

Hunt down the worst picture that was
ever taken
of gorgeous hunk Jared Padalecki.

We know it is a tough call, but we are sure he just cannot be that perfect.

Somewhere out there, someone must have a really bad picture of him. And no, not just him wearing ugly clothes or sporting too orangy fake tan. It must be really bad. You know, the kind of bad picture we average people take when we try our best to take a very good picture. The kind you just want to burn and never look at again. The one that gives you goosebumps from embarrassment; that you wish the earth would open up and swallow you whole and everyone else who laid their eyes on this picture from hell.

Please help us prove he is just as average like the rest of us :D


To enter:

Simply post a link to the picture from
hell into the comment box of this post.



Good luck and lets see what you got!

Alternatively we do not encourage you to take picture of him yourself if you see him at a Con or on the streets, but we are also not stopping you since we cannot really stretch our arms that far.

Jared Padalecki, Goth Horror



Following up on our last post "What have we here, Jared?" we cannot get over the goth horror pictures we found. They are the result of a Friday 13th Goth Photoshoot of Black Book Magazine, and whilst the rest of the cast looks pretty stylish in their goth outfit, the emo look just doesn't go down so well with Jared Padalecki.


And have you also noticed who sickly stick-thin this look is making him?



You can see all the photos here




And may we just add, that Jensen can pull off the eyeliner at least 1o inches better than Jared. Must the two compete in everything they do?






Tuesday 17 February 2009

Bucket List #1: What have we here, Jared?




Why does this remind us of a Jolly Rogers pirate convention? Pass the buddle of rum, arrrrr!



...and what does THAT look like to you, hm?



...and why - do tell us- has Jason got his hands THERE?


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We bet he'd love to work in a lamp store, wouldn't he?



...and he has really curly hair! Does this mean he is straightening it?


...and last but not least...THIS! Emo-Alert!!!



Note: the rest of the goth horror can be found here

Sunday 15 February 2009

DEAN WINCHESTER IN WIDE-FIT SHOCKER!


A while ago I stumbled upon the discovery that Sam Winchester actually has 26 inch hands. Yes, it was shocking. Yes, poor Dean looked a little miffed at the knowledge that his wee brother appeared to out-strip him in the ‘We’re gonna need a bigger ruler’ body parts department.

But before Dean runs out into the night to prove something to himself - or at least an entire cheerleading team - let’s remember that big hands do not a champion make. (And reversed grammar does not a blog-reader amuse.) No no no, my friends - having big hands is, yeah, ok, impressive and certainly often-times indicative. But so are other body parts.


And we all know the old adage about men’s feet, don’t we? (Yes we do - it means they wear big shoes. Noooow, come on, what did you expect me to type? Oh. Alright then. Yeah, that too.) So with that in mind, I invite you to peruse the following Exhibit A:


I think you’ll agree that it’s obvious from this shot that Dean Winchester actually has feet bigger than his own head (and the length is a nice surprise, too). Which, let’s face it, puts him in ‘Pay Him’ territory in that old ‘Charge Him, Freebie or Pay Him’ game.

And then when you have such big heavy man-feet, you need big strong man-legs to move them around, not yer namby-pamby fannying-around chicken legs so prevalent in TV and film today. And with that in mind, I give you Exhibits B and C:





So let’s play You Be The Judge as we ask you to decide what would ultimately be more fun: long, slender, delicate (and some would say, ‘girlie’) fingers on Sam? Or long, wide (man) feet on Dean? Hmm…

I’m sure this dilemma will keep you up nights.

Sweet dreams, fellow crazies. Dare I say 'peach and lube'?

Thursday 12 February 2009

Dude(s), could you be more gay? - Don't answer that....



...we will!


This isn't fanfiction my lovely folksy people, this is an observation based on 4 seasons of Supernatural, the awesome ass-kicking, ghost-whipping, salt-shooting, wise-cracking TV-show which is currently hanging on for its dear life.

While this is so, the writers of Supernatural - whether intentionally or not - have managed to write Dean Winchester in a way that we can only describe as really, really gay.

Yes we know what you are going to say! Dean likes girls, he likes cars, he likes food, he likes fights, he likes rock music and in general he likes all the manly stuff. Accepted. That is fact.
But does this mean, that people with the tendency of liking manly stuff cannot also like...well, manly stuff in other ways?

Think about it before you scream "nooooooooooooooooooooo" and run to get the saltgun to point it our way! Stop and think for a minute. Isn't it also a fact that guys who overcompensate with all the testosterone laden activities, deep inside of them actually have a weak little girl screaming for those big strong arms or shoulders of another guy to lean on?

The last episode had us question not only Dean's attitude towards Sammy, but also his general attitude towards the male figures in his life. The way Dean bonded with that fake FBI dude who then shared his spit with him to make him his puppet...seriously, for one minute we thought we'd get to see stuff I didn't wanna see there!

And then, a few moments later when the male siren confronted Sam, why did he not bother to wonder for just a brief second at least, just HOW the male siren had infected Dean - we know we would have at least cracked a joke, knife to the throat or not!

And then do you remember how Sammy always used to be the girly one? Oh man have things changed! Now Dean is now the weak and emotional one. Screams like a girl because of a cat (That was scary!) and such things. Finally Sam is gown up to be the man we always knew he'd be some day (yay). Tall and strong, his mind set on his own business. Doing a demon and doing a doc he then doesn't bother to call back. He seems set on his way.

Whilst Dean is craving the bond to his little brother who used to look up to him more than ever before. He seems so desperate even though he just banged an angel and finally worked a strippers job! But none of really seems to cheer him up. Why for example is he not looking to bond with a girl like Sam, one he can share his fears and hopes with? Like any normal guy would or at least should do?


Tuesday 10 February 2009

So what DOES Dean really think about?

Please remember to vote in our poll





and if you need a little reminder here is a graphic we found on deviant art.

-click image to enlarge-


Monday 9 February 2009

SAM WINCHESTER IN 26-INCH-BODY-PART SHOCKER!




Look at the size of that thing! Sam Winchester has hands at least TWICE THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD! That means they could possibly be up to twenty-six inches from wrist to carefully-manicured nails (and when does he find time to get them done, anyway?).

And as we all know, men with big hands have big…

gloves! Aw c’mon, I know you were all thinkin’ it. No wonder poor Dean’s looking a little grumpy. Well, cheer up love, it’s not what you got, it’s how you use it - and the few times we’ve seen a hint of you two use it, this blogger knows who she’d pick for a test drive.

Hmm, do we go for Door #1: Sam Winchester - Mr Desperate, Mr Panicked, Mr Must-Rub-Ribs-Right-Now-Or-My-Head-Will-Explode? Or do we go for Door #2: Dean Winchester - Mr Hey, I Got Time To Play Dar’lin, Mr I Got Time To Make It Count, Mr I Got Time To Lick That?

Yup, made my mind up.



“You! My room, 10:30! And bring a friend brother!” Or an angel in a dirty mac…



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Saturday 7 February 2009

New Look, New Luck?

Those of you who frequently tune in to the crazy blog may have noticed the change. We thought it was time for a new look.

You like?

Tell us what you think!

The Supernatural Dallas Soap Opera

Yes, we are not kidding here. We can see Jared Padalecki as Bobby Ewing, and we will tell you why:





"Like his older brother, Bobby was a successful oil baron, but he lacked J.R.'s ruthlessness and insisted on playing fair. Bobby could be seen as kind-spirited or naive in what was portrayed as a vicious, cut-throat business. [...]Bobby's most defining character trait was his altruistic desire to do the right thing and do what was right. This almost always put him in the crosshairs with his older brother J.R., who was far more ruthless. Bobby was one of the few characters on the show to openly take a stand against J.R. on numerous occasions (at times physically), yet the two never forgot they were brothers." (Wikipedia)

Okay, really not seeing it yet?



Needless to add that Jared is from Texas and is looking mighty fine in that cowboy hat...errrr, and in the shower...uhm...



Well, at least after last thursday's episode "siren calls something" you squee girls do think about certain parts of Sam Winchester more than ever before, don't ya?

We think that the plot of cute doc seducing our Sammy gave the term "Playing Doctor" a whole knew meaning.

Better not have Ruby find out!

Friday 6 February 2009

Supernatural Fun: Payback's a Bitch...Jerk...BITCH!

Go get Lilith, Sam!


-click image to enlarge-

The End of Supernatural

Hiatus is not our friend, neither is Nielsen or some TV Executives who never leave their comfy chairs to venture out into the real world. One morning they get out of the wrong side of bed and "wooooosh" before you knew it another great TV show was culled.

Never before have we so anxiously watched the ratings of a show and never before are we really worried we might not get to see the end of it.

Just after the Xmas break, our favorite show Supernatural is gone on yet another holiday for 3 long weeks. Don't get us wrong. Holidays are great. It's Carnival season in Europe, whayhay... oh stop it! Who cares! Who cares about advertisement stuff other than said comfy-chair-sitters (which we hope get eaten by their chairs) - not viewers. All we want is out TV schedule on time like the trains and as promised! Not 3 weeks later, not never ever. Now! And most of all we want to see the end of it! So Nielsen -who we don't trust right now- better makes sure he keeps his prediction up that Supernatural is save for renewal...

Our Renew / Cancel index predicts potential renewal for *next* season: Cancelled/Not Returning, Not Likely To Be Renewed, or Renewal Likely for 2009-10.

PROGRAM Net STD 18-49 (LIVE+SD) (000) Network Avg. STD 18-49 Renew/ Cancel index Status
EASY MONEY CW 288 1,080 0.27 cancelled
VALENTINE CW 345 1,080 0.32 cancelled
EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS* CW 843 1,080 0.78
PRIVILEGED CW 938 1,080 0.87
THE GAME* CW 955 1,080 0.88
90210 CW 1,643 1,080 1.52
SUPERNATURAL CW 1,652 1,080 1.53
ONE TREE HILL CW 1,751 1,080 1.62
GOSSIP GIRL CW 1,770 1,080 1.64
(source:tvbythenumbers.com)
Because if Reaper comes back Supernatural just HAS too! Right? RIGHT???


Anyways, Jared is putting his foot in a bit, as usual, but we forgive him for scaring us :)









we'll thank him in our next post....

Wednesday 4 February 2009

Find him and kill him!

Ok, I have a question: who is this ‘Nielsen Ratings’ bloke and how hard would it be to find him and kill him?

Just a few weeks after the loooooooong haitus over Christmas and New Year, it seems our beloved show is not going to be at home for the next three weeks either - after tomorrow's 'Sex And Violence' the next episode (4x15) is apparently being pushed back until 5th March - and it’s all cos of this bloke Nielsen.

You see, he must know that at least half the audience of ‘Supernatural’ do not live in the US - myself and my family included. We do not understand the concept of ‘advertising counts’ and ‘best episodes’ - we come from a world where you write a series, sell it to one side or the other as far as channel controllers go, and then it gets broadcast until it’s completed. Simple.

We do not understand this constant nudging of new episodes back from the original start date. We do not understand why they must wait for some advertising bean-counter to ‘sweep’ and check what’s going on with OUR show. We do not understand why we have no new episodes. But we do understand that that bloke Nielsen is on his last warning. He’s pissed off the Old Faithful before, and he should know we have his number…

So caption THIS:



Oh wait, I’ve got one - “Three weeks off? This ain’t funny, you muddy-funsters.

Sunday 1 February 2009

"I tortured souls... and I liked it"



This is what we have been waiting for!
The FUNnatural continues with a catchy tune! Well, ok, the video could be more exciting, but my oh my, that tune is so darn catchy, we might be humming it all week now!

You are so through to the next round of Supernatural Idol!

Recall for PunkPrincessPirate!



PS. If you need this song as much as we do, here's a link to download it - the lyrics can be found on youtube and are well ace!



Have a crazy monday folks!