Jensen Ackles starring in THE MASS SPIDER SLAYING SHOCKER (not yet rated)

posted on behalf of Smileyone

Following on from our recent post DEAN WINCHESTER IN WIDE-FIT SHOCKER, we here at the Crazy Buckets Office came across a very interesting semi-related article on Jensen Ackles & his pretty big feet. An article entitled 'Shape Of Things To Come' featured in the recent Titan's Official Supernatural Magazine [which we really love reading btw] Jensen Ackles was quoted saying the following:

''Just the other night, when I was getting into bed, I picked up the sheet and slid my legs underneath and as I was about to put the sheet back down on my chest, a spider suddenly dropped down from inside the sheet, right next to me on the mattress and I was just like, 'what?' I got it with my hand, put it on the floor, and then stepped on it.''

Interesting stuff we think you'll all agree. Although a bit sad for the unexpected demise of the poor spider (a second silence please) and ok, moment over… back to Jensen!

At first we were having images of a big clump of spider goop being stuck to Jensen's underfoot…

(Jensen, serial spider killer)

...but then we started thinking about just how much of a serial spider killer our Jensen may actually be? We started seeing the spider bodies piling up all round his bed. Maybe he has already started to fashion a little moat around his bed (ugh). A big moat to separate his little bed from the rest of the world. Maybe that's why we don't see so much of him about when Supernatural is not on TV… see, where we are coming from? We're starting to worry here…
We came to this conclusion as he continued to say:

"I don't like them, but they don't frighten me.If that would've have been anybody else I know, it would've been, 'WAHHHHHHH!' What's amazing is that if you think about how many spiders you don't see. That's more scary to me then actually seeing one, because if I see one then I know where it is and I can take care of it… [ btw "Taking care of it"don't see that can mess with my head.'' doesn't always mean killing it, surely?]...but it's all the ones I don't see that can mess with my head.''

( Kinda like these scary bitches, Jensen?)

We're thinking spiders around Jensen's house have started to view his bed area as 'Spider Graveyard' i.e. the place where they all go to die!

See, in Jared's bedroom space, because we've heard that that boy is up at all stupid o'clock-o'times of the day and night pounding pavements an such, he has worked out how to confuse them! It's daytime all the time in Jared's room! Spiders say 'Oh, coming up to night time, soon time to go out hunting… oops, daytime again… staying in again' -thus starving them all to death in their little hidey holes (genius!) Therefore, they all then head into Jensen's room in their droves to catch a last meal before stomping time!

Really, we here at Buckets, have started getting worried. Jensen will have built such a big wall up around his bed using all these dead spider goop, legs, squishy bodies etc… that very soon, we may never see him again!

(So maybe he is really Spiderman?)

In an effort to stop this from happening, we want to suggest some ways to use up all this spider stuff, before he makes it his life's mission to rid the world of every arachnid!

1. We thought we'd suggest he gathers up a load of goop and makes some protein enriched shakes for Jared to have each day before he goes out pavement pounding…
2. Or maybe mixing some in with his cereal in the mornings, adding a bit more fiber to his diet
3. He could stick them all in a big material bag and make a huge big comfy beanbag out of them
4. He could even mix some in with a bit of glue, wrap it all up in a bit of cling film and make some really interesting looking weights for Jared [Shhhh, Jared, look away now or you will have spoiled Jensen's next birthday present for you… :D] ...the possibilities are truly endless.

Yes indeedy, we think of everything here at Buckets, so you can thank us later Jensen, we don't mind.

DEAN WINCHESTER IN WIDE-FIT SHOCKER!

A while ago I stumbled upon the discovery that Sam Winchester actually has 26 inch hands. Yes, it was shocking. Yes, poor Dean looked a little miffed at the knowledge that his wee brother appeared to out-strip him in the ‘We’re gonna need a bigger ruler’ body parts department.

But before Dean runs out into the night to prove something to himself - or at least an entire cheerleading team - let’s remember that big hands do not a champion make. (And reversed grammar does not a blog-reader amuse.) No no no, my friends - having big hands is, yeah, ok, impressive and certainly often-times indicative. But so are other body parts.


And we all know the old adage about men’s feet, don’t we? (Yes we do - it means they wear big shoes. Noooow, come on, what did you expect me to type? Oh. Alright then. Yeah, that too.) So with that in mind, I invite you to peruse the following Exhibit A:


I think you’ll agree that it’s obvious from this shot that Dean Winchester actually has feet bigger than his own head (and the length is a nice surprise, too). Which, let’s face it, puts him in ‘Pay Him’ territory in that old ‘Charge Him, Freebie or Pay Him’ game.

And then when you have such big heavy man-feet, you need big strong man-legs to move them around, not yer namby-pamby fannying-around chicken legs so prevalent in TV and film today. And with that in mind, I give you Exhibits B and C:





So let’s play You Be The Judge as we ask you to decide what would ultimately be more fun: long, slender, delicate (and some would say, ‘girlie’) fingers on Sam? Or long, wide (man) feet on Dean? Hmm…

I’m sure this dilemma will keep you up nights.

Sweet dreams, fellow crazies. Dare I say 'peach and lube'?

Supernatural Fun: Aloha from Hawaii

Oh my god! What can we say to that? We are truly speechless. Sit back and enjoy!!!!

Supernatural Surprise: Eye of the tiger!

Wooohooooo! Oh yea! This was so worth the wait! We love you Jensen Ackles, we truly do.

Seriously? Seriously. Seriously!

Really. Seriously!

Oldies but Goldies, but we have to admit we are TV Junkies here at the Crazy Buckets we especially love all commercials, best if they are SPN related of course. I'd have them sell me washing powder any time, you know.



Seriously, enough with the poking!



How did we not see this one sooner?



Has anyone got the old ITV2 trailer?




We hate to say told you so, but seriously! Watch TV, it's awesome. You might even learn something...

Advice from Dr. Crazy Bucket: 1# Why you should hide the beans...

...and keep lots and lots of paper towels handy.

It has been said, and I really don't know where people are getting it from, that Jensen and Jared are a little bit too close for comfort sometimes.

Now if you think about this for more than a second too long your head might explode. The fact that they are playing off this very idea now and fueling squee-girl's wincest ideas is an extraordinarily clever move and also very entertainingly crazy.
We simply love it and want more like this - better that than "which is YOUR favorite episode" Q&A talk that makes us run away screaming like a girl (and not in a good way).

Soooo, THIS is what we want to see from now on and nothing else, you hear PR people, interviewer guys or girls and magazine scribblers?
THIS and n-o-t-h-i-n-g else!

Part1


Part2


Ok, did you all make notes for the next time you feel the urge to go squee? Then refer to your list and remember:

-Jensen already has a crush on Jared so you have to get in line. No cutsies!
-Hide the Beans
-Have lots and lots of paper towels handy
-Never say "Dean" too much


If you keep these and other tips in mind this season you just make it through in one piece!

As our fellow Rocksalt Warriors would say "Cum Grano Salis!"

Dr. Crazy Bucket

Ackles/Padalecki - 13/14

The things you do for charity.

Why does it seem that everything over the big pond is so much more fun? When I was a kid I loved soapbox races and I would love to have friends crazy enough to at least go go-karting with me at least once in a while.

So today I am writing this blog with the biggest sympathy for my jealous inner child. Not only get Jensen and Jared to go to work everyday-or night- knowing they love what the do (unlike most of us), now that the spend so much time in Vancouver they get to do a celebrity charity soapbox race.

Come on! Life no fair :(





PS. At least these soapbox tins look like crazy buckets with wheels! So there! HA!

Panda Update: Fartybear Jensen

Finally following up on a post from...uhm a while ago, we have indeed kept our word and adopted a Pandabear through the WWF in honour of the great Jensen A. who brought the farting aspect of these cuddly creatures to our attention.

It took a little longer until we got the stuff sent (only the second attempt finally reached our headoffice and the WWF was really patient with us) - we have covered the name on the certificate because we couldn't adopt it for the Crazy Buckets and the real person likes to stay anonymous. We don't blame her. We also noted that a real person took a real pen and wrote the adopters name on that card. Yup, no fauxy preprinted rubbish. As classy as a mullet you could say. That picture in the back is allegedly the only picture in existence of the real bear we adopted. If you ask us, he looks like he is up to something.









Now that we have little cuddly Jensenbear (or Pandackles?) we were wondering what to do with it..him...and we thought we will do a little series on him. We are going to take him to see the world and we will make sure has a good time(what's spanish for donkey show?), after all Pandas are facing extinction.

So, do check back for Fartybear's own journal soon and see what the little rascal has been up to.

Last but not least: As previously mentioned we were also considering to adopt an Orang Utan for Jared, but have decided to let you guys decide which animal we will adopt on his behalf, so do watch out for a poll somewhere soon (not sure where yet, maybe here, maybe there, maybe everywhere).



-Crazy Buckets-

My plight to Lucas & Spielberg: Grab Jensen before it's another 20 years!

Digging around on LJ is really worth it, it seems.

Someone has actually had the same crazy thought as me which is great. Even better is that "Princess of X" has visualised this very thought, and here is it:



Now, we only need to get Lucas & Spielberg to understand that after 20 years waiting for part 4 of the Indy Trilogy (yes I said trilogy as I never saw it happen) is really getting too old for this shit and before he decides to hire a young gherkin for this job who has absolutely no flavour whatsoever (sadly River Phoenix is no longer available due to other commitments up in heaven) we now have the right man for this job!

It's time for a new guy who can kick some Nazi-Ass and trust me, the world will want it to be Jensen Ackles, who you may know form such great kickass shows like Supernatural.

His major advantages include:

• loose tongue
• assertive voice that can make any snake curl up and die
• proficiency in dealing with all kinds of the supernatural (so boxes filled with weird souls and the power of god won't freak him out any longer)
• strong and reasonably bruise resistant (can take a beating, but will of course give more than take as any good man would)
• he is tall enough
• has that strong jawline you need for this job
  
• looks good in a hat
• has this rugged look you need and wears shirts beautifully
• the ladies will love him but if they want their own elephant and then fall off he will definitely laugh at them
• likes roller coaster rides through strange Indian mines
• he can climb up from near death and look perturbed as too what just happened
• will MacGyver his way out of any sealed tomb and will think about a plan occasionally
• he will chase a guy into the jungle and run away if a horde chases him (and you will get a beautiful face shot of eyes that speak more than words)
  
• he will make you tons and tons of money
• takes his job very seriously and won't leave that hat behind
  
• and yes! He can ACTUALLY ride a horse cowboy style!

I want more Indiana Jones adventures but I also want a new Indy now, I have waited too long, so it's time to pass the whip and the hat on!


-posted by Nana-

The Ballad of Jensen and Jared

While we are waiting in limbo for nothing to happen, our myspace friend Skeezernatural has brought this song to our attention and we love it!

The Ballad of Jensen and Jared is a song by Virginia Tingley (her real name?...hmmm)
Sadly we cannot play it in this blog so well, so please click the link (3rd song down)- you have to listen to it!

We love how she beautifully speaks out (yes she sings, we know) what all the fans of the show are thinking.

Your song makes us all tingly Mrs Tingley - can we have more? We'll pay with Twizzlers!

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PS. We had an afterthought today(03.05): We would like Kripke to put this song on the show.
Bare with us a moment and imagine the followng scene towards the very end of an episode filled with a lot of brotherly banter which we love so much:

Sam and Dean are driving along, as usual fighting over the radio and what music to have on. As they both mess with the stations, they suddenly end up on ..."....because Jensen & Jared are in love..." Dean only gives it a WTF look and Sam quickly reaches for the radio and turns it off and they both exchange very uncomfortable looks, Sam frowns and Dean tightens his grip around the steering wheel acting like nothing is going on and they drive on into the (woosh) black. End.

Just a thought. After all we are a little crazy.


-Your Crazy Buckets-

A Panda named Jensen

After yesterdays post we wanted to adopt a (farting or non-farting) Panda ourselves and so we did.

To show that the Crazy Buckets are no Hypocrites and because we wanted to, as we are convinced it is the right thing to do, we adopted a Panda today. His name is:

Zhu Xiong (Bamboo Bear)

We found him on the UK WWF website (no not the wrestling guys!) and we soon will be receiving some information about him. This adoption pack will contain:

"... a personalised adoption certificate, a print of the animal and a soft toy. It will also include a fascinating fact booklet about the adopted species, practical tips on how to live a 'greener' lifestyle, a greetings card and WWF screensavers" (oh wow, how exciting...hmm)

We will keep you posted on our adoption and how the Panda is doing (and if he is farting you'll be the first to know) still remaining hopeful that some of you will be joining us in our efforts.

We are certainly no rich people, just a bunch of Crazy Buckets, but I think we can live with the £2,50 (or yank equivalent of $5,00) being sucked out of our account every month. We just have to cut back on the Ice cream or Purple Nurples to balance the score.

We also decided to rename our Panda Jensen because a) he is just as cuddly and b) in honour of the man who brought the farting Panda to our attention in the first place. And if Jared gets all jealous we can always adopt an Orang-Utan in his honour.

See how inspiring a TV show can be? It can make you a better person. Kripke you should be proud of yourself. Your show goes beyond the Supernatural.

Now *clap*clap* go and find yourself a farting Panda to adopt. Quick, before they are all extinct.


-Your Crazy Buckets-

Bring Me a Farting Panda!

We over here in Europe are a bit slow sometimes.

It's not our fault though, I blame the Media. I get through tons of web pages a day which comes with my job, but most people probably haven't heard or seen the Panda fart, and no I am not talking about the real animal here.

Let's take a step back to this year's Supernatural Convention in LA, attended by both Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles. During the breakfast get-together (which did not involve anyone having real breakfast I believe) Jensen mentioned the clip he'd seen on TV advocating the accessibility of my favourite media: Youtube.

Jensen on stage impishly claps his hands and quotes the clip "Youtube! Bring me a farting Panda!" - I'd like to see the stats on how many people googled for it afterwards. The clip Jensen had seen must have been the Comedy Central comedy with the guy I only know as the Spencenator from Kings of Queens.

Not knowing any of this, I stumbled across a Korean version of a farting Panda in response to aforementioned googeling youtube (clapping wouldn't work for some reason, I must complain to Oswalt) and this clip, since it was uploaded last year, had 55,710 hits and probably still counting. Not bad for an endangered species with wind.

For those who have no idea what I am talking about, I bring you: The Farting Panda! Enjoy!


While I have your attention, why not draw it quickly, before it goes of like expired milk, to a more important global disaster than bamboo farts. I am talking about extinction. No one likes to be extinct, not even a Giant Panda, fart or no fart.

So maybe you can do your bit to help this awesome (yes I said awesome!) creature make it through the next few centuries in one big piece without having to be cloned in a lab, which apparently isn't actually working that well with Pandas.

So what can you do?

Here a few things you could do (which does not include buying a Fiat Panda I'm afraid):

• Adopt a Panda - Get your own little farting machine
  
• Simply Donate to any Wildlife Charity (WWF, Giant Panda Club,Pandas International)
• Use WWF's Facebook application
• Volunteer or do a Gap Year in China.
• Donate Bamboo to Zoos - Not a joke! Private Landowners in the US are welcome to donate Bamboo to Zoos (Atlanta and Memphis) as the cuddly looking bear has a big appetite.
• Tell your friends to tell their friends (works with Supernatural, should also work with Pandas)
  

So, while Global Warming has all the current Media attention, a problem which has actually been around for decades (the warming, not the Media), but ignored by many and left to the Hippies of its time, animal extinction along with animal cruelty is also a major flaw of humanity and almost cancels out all our great inventions and achievements.

Why wait until its gone until we realize what we had. We don't want a TV show to be cancelled before its time, we should also do our best to keep the Pandas farting. As Dean would probably say "They are freaking worth it".


-posted by Nana-

Is Jensen Ackles stupider than a 5th grader?

My first Bucket goes out to Good News Week from Downunder.

Yes, Jensen Ackles can be one bucket of crazy all on his own and without the help of TV-brother and notorious goof-boy Jared Padalecki. Mind you, the equally crazy Aussie Paul McDermott isn't helping Jensen to keep a straight face either!

Good on ya, you crazy little chucklehead.




There is more; see if Jensen is stupider than a 5th grader, and watch him chuckle.

Goosey-Goosey, I say!


-posted by Nana-