Sunday 21 September 2008

Advice from Dr. Crazy Bucket: 1# Why you should hide the beans...

...and keep lots and lots of paper towels handy.

It has been said, and I really don't know where people are getting it from, that Jensen and Jared are a little bit too close for comfort sometimes.

Now if you think about this for more than a second too long your head might explode. The fact that they are playing off this very idea now and fueling squee-girl's wincest ideas is an extraordinarily clever move and also very entertainingly crazy.
We simply love it and want more like this - better that than "which is YOUR favorite episode" Q&A talk that makes us run away screaming like a girl (and not in a good way).

Soooo, THIS is what we want to see from now on and nothing else, you hear PR people, interviewer guys or girls and magazine scribblers?
THIS and n-o-t-h-i-n-g else!

Part1


Part2


Ok, did you all make notes for the next time you feel the urge to go squee? Then refer to your list and remember:

-Jensen already has a crush on Jared so you have to get in line. No cutsies!
-Hide the Beans
-Have lots and lots of paper towels handy
-Never say "Dean" too much


If you keep these and other tips in mind this season you just make it through in one piece!

As our fellow Rocksalt Warriors would say "Cum Grano Salis!"

Dr. Crazy Bucket

4 comments:

  1. Now you all know that Smiley usually sits firmly on the fence when it comes to squabbles between either Dean & Sam or between the lovely Jensen & Jared.... But for once, only.... Smiley has to confess, that she is more then firmly on the side of Jensen then with Jared on the whole 'SLEEP IN' issue....

    I also think it is quite inconsiderate of Jared to make fun of Jensen, over this.... I mean... Come on... It's not everyone who has the strength to battle against that ... 'STAY IN BED LATE IN MORNINGS' Demon... AKA 'SIBLIM' Demon.... :)

    The way Jensen battles with that baddie demon on a regular basis demands our utmost respect.... The way he also just hangs onto that duvet for dear life, wrapping himself up all tightly in it whilst throwing the demon firmly off his scent by sleeping soundly really is awesome tactics....

    We can't all be like Jared, who just towers over every single demon and flashes a look at it that makes it give up and sends it straight into Jensen....

    'Pounding ground' indeed.... Bet Jared has already lost his battle with the demon and he is just still trying to pick himself up off ground each morning.... Yeah.... yeah yeah... Jared... we believe you....thousands wouldn't... but we believe you!!!! :) :) :)

    You go Jensen... If it's any support to you at all.... Smiley battles the same demon as you do every single morning... It's especially hard on a weekend morning... It really seems to gather up immense strength then.... Can't even slightly get even with it until at least 11am... Even then, It keeps pulling me back deep into my bed....

    Yes, Jensen... Smiley, at least feels your pain.... :)

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  2. BTW... Onto that Bean topic...

    Thanks to those two boys in the SPN Gag Reel of S2.... ie... that whole 'Fart in The Car' thing....
    My Mini Me, now thinks it is entirely acceptable to wait til we are well on our journey with cars either side of us, not to mention cars at the front and back of us... with no place at all to go but ahead... to then feel neccessary to let rip the most vile lot of 'Bottom Burps'!!!

    You try to correct him or comment on it thru your subsequent breathing difficulties and he always refers back to these two boys and the fact that it's all ok for these two to do it.... Neither of them seems to care that the other has done one and always pull the window down as a matter of course.... I get the question... 'Why can't I just roll down the window?'

    Yeah thanks a million boys.... Smiley really appreciates your assitance with this one....
    God bless my boy... But he doesn't even need beans to let rip...

    Takes me back to my favourite movie of all time... Blazing Saddles... and that campfire scene with all the farting due to eating the beans.... funny funny funny....

    Jeez you guys in general are all so funny when you let rip... One little bottom burp can seriously move a mountain... The vast majority of us girlies tend to perform these with more politeness... It causes barely a ripple... Hardly anyone even knows we have even done one.... Silent but Deadly... That's what one of ours are....

    And as for the 'Tummy Burps' that tend to come from the pit of the stomachs of you guys... Well one of those damn near can cause an earthquake over the other end of the world...


    I truly marvel at your superiority in this area.... :) :) :)

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  3. Aceness - must send links to my older sister. She'll die laughing.

    Thanks for finding and sharing!

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  4. pls don't sue if she does LOL

    and for the love of god "hide the beans!" (oh I so feel another t-shirt slogan coming there! we need to make a list!)

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