WINCHESTER RUMBLE!

So we're not in the jungle! So we're not in Manilla! But - roll up, roll up, ladies and gentlemen, Supernatural fans of all ages! Have we got a treat for you!

Not more than 34 hours from this very post, the most exciting, most thrilling display of dirty fighting, one-up-manship, sneaky leaking, sibling murder-mayhem and naughty combat ever portrayed on film will be available to the public! So come one, come all, as we get ready for:

Yes folks, you read that right! In the black corner we have the oh so wanting to be the good guy Sam Winchester - child prodigy, Dark Prince, shagger of demons and drinker of blood.

In the white (or, oh, ok, grey) corner we have the ne'er do well, bad-boy wide-boy Dean Winchester - shagger of at least his own species of female, righteous man, breaker of virgin seals and owner/driver of the '67 Impala handed down by the lesser deity known as John E. Winchester.

Who will be victorious?
Who will win the right to save the day?
Will just getting the chance mean mankind's salvation?
Only time will tell!

The CW. 9pm / 8pm Central USA time.

You know the name. You know the number.

You know you'll be watching. Can you afford not to?


* 'Stoater' = [noun] (Scots.) A blindingly good-looking person, an amazingly good quality item.

Motivation

In these difficult times, it is important not to give up, to keep striving for whatever you believe is right - even if annoying siblings keep confusing the issue by trying to go Dark Side. Remember, people, sometimes you find what you need in the more surprising of places.

Click the small one to get to the big one.

Is Dean in Heaven?

Booze, cheesburgers and uhm harp music.... judge for yourself.

And what does Sammy get, you wonder? Defo looking like the basement to us!

Dear Dean

Office Of The Almighty

#1,

Everywhere

 22nd April, 2009 (Earth Gregorian calendar)

To: Mr Dean Winchester, Esq.
C/o driver’s seat,
The Metallicar,
Kansas CNK 80Q3
USA

Re: Morale, Bolstering Of / Reprimand

My dear Dean,

I’m sure this letter will come as a shock to you, as you struggle to make sense of season four so far. At this time, the last quarter of the season, I wish I could tell you everything will be alright. But I know it will be anything but.

Despite anything you may have gleaned from My operatives, you must believe that I am rooting for you. To have one misunderstood grafter whom no-one seems to support anymore on My team is most interesting, and I await your searing insight into how to proceed with much anticipation. I understand you feel alone, and I understand everyone needs encouragement now and again. For this reason I have asked one of my best operatives, Zachariah, to keep an eye on your progress - to pop down every once in a while to inspect the troops, so to speak. He has been a fan of your work for a while, and to be honest it also keeps him out of the office where he continually giggles to himself as the demonic host body count goes up on your personal scoreboard.

He has recently reported to Me, however, that you seem to have ‘dropped the ball’, as he put it. I am given to understand that this means, to use another of your human sporting analogies, that your batting average is lacking right now. We can’t have that. I understand you have had some tough times, but that’s no excuse to wibble like a small child and try to pass My operative Castiel a note from your parent to get you out of sports for the afternoon. You have been an adult for many years now, and while I realise you had no choice but to start acting like one at far too young an age, I also maintain that we all start as we mean to go on - and that includes acting like an adult. Yes, everyone has their off days (I swear to Me that I just stepped out of the office for a moment while the re-count for George W. Bush’s election votes was on), and yes, most people need a break every now again.

But not you. I have of course been watching you, Dean Winchester. I know exactly how many female names you have in your phonebook, and I even know about the secret overnight bag in the boot of your car for those times you wake up with a hangover in a place you did not expect to be - nothing gets past me, sunshine. I know you create opportunities for ‘happy endings’ and accept perks of the job where you can, because you do not know when you might find it again. What I am trying to tell you is that I know you are not the type to need to unwind - you are always like that. (It’s what keeps your hair up.) I know it, and so do you. So please, for the love of Me, get your game head back on and get back in the championship league - don’t make Me take further steps to convince you that, ultimately, you have no choice. Do you seriously think you can leave it to someone else?

I cannot stress enough how important it is that you keep fighting the good fight. A wary eye on your younger sibling would also be appreciated: spare the rod and spoil the child. And no-one wants that. (I have already written to your brother; see attachment.)

Finally, on a personal note: It is immensely gratifying that you share My adoration of My creations, or rather, the females. And while I did not invent cheeseburgers, I approve of their use as an emotional crutch when your sibling whines all day. But please, do not covet that automobile so. After-all, it is only man-made. And as spring dwindles and we head toward summer, I think it’s high time we got back to single layers - I recommend those thin t-shirts with the nice loose V-necks. I think you’ll find a lot of those females you spend so much time thinking about will appreciate the change from your usual unnecessarily heavy shirts. And I do think you should let more people see proof of the Work I do - or at least, the Work My operatives do on my behalf - right there on your shoulder. It will be good for you too to get those arms of yours out more - that burn needs a bit of sun if it is ever to heal properly. Trust Me, no-one will protest.

My eternal love by thine (and as always, love to Bobby),

God

P.S. 

Next time you happen to speak with My operative Castiel, please inform him his dry-cleaning is still waiting to be picked up. Perhaps you could do an old creator a favour and nudge him in the direction of a less scruffy Columbo outfit - and perhaps find a way to help him relax between assignments? If he asks Me one more time why I will not allow him to take in a Basset Hound, I swear I'll start smiting.

Kripke's Hollow, Dead Parrots & Pie

PS. If you click on the pictures you should get them bigger to read some of the text better :)


The other day at the Diner....




After yet NO pie AGAIN for Dean, they realised all the Diner stink stuck to their clothes and that they hadn't washed their stuff in quite some time...



Fed and freshly washed'n'dried they went down to a shop investigating the case of a dead parrot...finally some action!



Sam had no idea where Dean got the parrot from in the first place and why he was talking with a considerably bad british accent all of a sudden. Maybe Dean needed the parrot for some kind of apocalypse-prevention-plan that Castiel told Dean about? That Angel had some weird-ass ideas sometimes...anyway, Sam decided to play along and back his brother up. This is why the Winchester boys always were such a good team.

So when Sam finally decided to speak not only in his head his voice put the fear of...uhm ..err...god..no...well...kinda...uhm...


....and he also threatened to slap the shopkeeper with a book, but the shopkeeper had no parrots left so Sam's threat did not work on him. Also, Sammy had picked up a Softback instead of one of the 800 pages Hardbacks from the other shelf, so the shopkeeper knew, despite Sam's size and lion strength, that he had nothing to fear. Sam knew he had made a vital mistake grabbing the wrong book, but locked eyes with the shopkeeper until he finally told them to go and see his brother in Bolton, UK. He had an identical shop and maybe he had some parrots left.

So the Winchesters were heading to Bolton...

(may or may not be continued)

It's a terrible life

It really is. Have you seen the news lately? Or the the weather report? People have no clean water to drink and...oh, wait, wrong cause...uhum...*cough*

Right, welcome to our weekly bucket load of upcoming episode spoilers. This one is especially creepy to me, the person typing this, as I myself have worked in an office before, in a similar cubicle typ situation and it is not pretty. Been called a "monkey" and what not and many my co-workers were on the brink of an amok run...ah good times, good times.

And the office microwave! Do let me tell you that I always thought that the gate to hell would be big enough for a person to squeeze through, but maybe demons are a bit more flexible since they seem to travel in black smoke form and saving great amounts on overpriced airport and fuel supplement charges.

I must say that I never had this kind of conversation but have had the occasional "oversharer" in my close vicinity. They never talked about ghosts though... wish they had *insert annoyed Sam face here*



Awesome! The world in the hand of our Ghostfacers! "Real Ghosthunters" ?



So remember folks when you leave for work tomorrow:

FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE UP AGAINST!


Aw, come one you guys! Do we have to tell you everything?

Proof of the Almighty!

Alright, alright, alright. I know what you’re thinking. You’re all still strung out over episode 4x16 (‘On The Head Of A Pin’) - but if you're not, I shall not be spoiling it for you. Suffice to say, this is my Knowing Wink Of 'I Saw It Too', and leave it at that. Anyway, if you DID see it, you probably need comfort / something to kick / brain bleach (delete as appropriate).

Well here we are - all of the above. Cos I know you were all also thinking “hey, if we have angels, then maybe there’s a God…” Well of course there is! See? I bring you Exhibits A - D (please not to be laughing at my appalling Photoshop skills, I is a n00b):

Yeah, it’s a shock to me, too. I’ve spent all my life as a confirmed atheist. Now I don’t know where to turn, I really don’t. Thoughts, anyone?

DEAN WINCHESTER IN WIDE-FIT SHOCKER!

A while ago I stumbled upon the discovery that Sam Winchester actually has 26 inch hands. Yes, it was shocking. Yes, poor Dean looked a little miffed at the knowledge that his wee brother appeared to out-strip him in the ‘We’re gonna need a bigger ruler’ body parts department.

But before Dean runs out into the night to prove something to himself - or at least an entire cheerleading team - let’s remember that big hands do not a champion make. (And reversed grammar does not a blog-reader amuse.) No no no, my friends - having big hands is, yeah, ok, impressive and certainly often-times indicative. But so are other body parts.


And we all know the old adage about men’s feet, don’t we? (Yes we do - it means they wear big shoes. Noooow, come on, what did you expect me to type? Oh. Alright then. Yeah, that too.) So with that in mind, I invite you to peruse the following Exhibit A:


I think you’ll agree that it’s obvious from this shot that Dean Winchester actually has feet bigger than his own head (and the length is a nice surprise, too). Which, let’s face it, puts him in ‘Pay Him’ territory in that old ‘Charge Him, Freebie or Pay Him’ game.

And then when you have such big heavy man-feet, you need big strong man-legs to move them around, not yer namby-pamby fannying-around chicken legs so prevalent in TV and film today. And with that in mind, I give you Exhibits B and C:





So let’s play You Be The Judge as we ask you to decide what would ultimately be more fun: long, slender, delicate (and some would say, ‘girlie’) fingers on Sam? Or long, wide (man) feet on Dean? Hmm…

I’m sure this dilemma will keep you up nights.

Sweet dreams, fellow crazies. Dare I say 'peach and lube'?

Dude(s), could you be more gay? - Don't answer that....

...we will!

This isn't fanfiction my lovely folksy people, this is an observation based on 4 seasons of Supernatural, the awesome ass-kicking, ghost-whipping, salt-shooting, wise-cracking TV-show which is currently hanging on for its dear life.

While this is so, the writers of Supernatural - whether intentionally or not - have managed to write Dean Winchester in a way that we can only describe as really, really gay.

Yes we know what you are going to say! Dean likes girls, he likes cars, he likes food, he likes fights, he likes rock music and in general he likes all the manly stuff. Accepted. That is fact.
But does this mean, that people with the tendency of liking manly stuff cannot also like...well, manly stuff in other ways?

Think about it before you scream "nooooooooooooooooooooo" and run to get the saltgun to point it our way! Stop and think for a minute. Isn't it also a fact that guys who overcompensate with all the testosterone laden activities, deep inside of them actually have a weak little girl screaming for those big strong arms or shoulders of another guy to lean on?

The last episode had us question not only Dean's attitude towards Sammy, but also his general attitude towards the male figures in his life. The way Dean bonded with that fake FBI dude who then shared his spit with him to make him his puppet...seriously, for one minute we thought we'd get to see stuff I didn't wanna see there!

And then, a few moments later when the male siren confronted Sam, why did he not bother to wonder for just a brief second at least, just HOW the male siren had infected Dean - we know we would have at least cracked a joke, knife to the throat or not!

And then do you remember how Sammy always used to be the girly one? Oh man have things changed! Now Dean is now the weak and emotional one. Screams like a girl because of a cat (That was scary!) and such things. Finally Sam is gown up to be the man we always knew he'd be some day (yay). Tall and strong, his mind set on his own business. Doing a demon and doing a doc he then doesn't bother to call back. He seems set on his way.

Whilst Dean is craving the bond to his little brother who used to look up to him more than ever before. He seems so desperate even though he just banged an angel and finally worked a strippers job! But none of really seems to cheer him up. Why for example is he not looking to bond with a girl like Sam, one he can share his fears and hopes with? Like any normal guy would or at least should do?

(cullenko on deviantart)

So what DOES Dean really think about?

Please remember to vote in our poll





and if you need a little reminder here is a graphic we found on deviant art.

-click image to enlarge-

Supernatural Fun: Aloha from Hawaii

Oh my god! What can we say to that? We are truly speechless. Sit back and enjoy!!!!

The End of Supernatural

Hiatus is not our friend, neither is Nielsen or some TV Executives who never leave their comfy chairs to venture out into the real world. One morning they get out of the wrong side of bed and "wooooosh" before you knew it another great TV show was culled.

Never before have we so anxiously watched the ratings of a show and never before are we really worried we might not get to see the end of it.

Just after the Xmas break, our favorite show Supernatural is gone on yet another holiday for 3 long weeks. Don't get us wrong. Holidays are great. It's Carnival season in Europe, whayhay... oh stop it! Who cares! Who cares about advertisement stuff other than said comfy-chair-sitters (which we hope get eaten by their chairs) - not viewers. All we want is out TV schedule on time like the trains and as promised! Not 3 weeks later, not never ever. Now! And most of all we want to see the end of it! So Nielsen -who we don't trust right now- better makes sure he keeps his prediction up that Supernatural is save for renewal...

Our Renew / Cancel index predicts potential renewal for *next* season: Cancelled/Not Returning, Not Likely To Be Renewed, or Renewal Likely for 2009-10.

PROGRAM	Net	STD 18-49 (LIVE+SD) (000)	Network Avg. STD 18-49	Renew/ Cancel index	Status
EASY MONEY	CW	288	1,080	0.27	cancelled
VALENTINE	CW	345	1,080	0.32	cancelled
EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS*	CW	843	1,080	0.78
PRIVILEGED	CW	938	1,080	0.87
THE GAME*	CW	955	1,080	0.88
90210	CW	1,643	1,080	1.52
SUPERNATURAL	CW	1,652	1,080	1.53
ONE TREE HILL	CW	1,751	1,080	1.62
GOSSIP GIRL	CW	1,770	1,080	1.64

(source:tvbythenumbers.com)

Because if Reaper comes back Supernatural just HAS too! Right? RIGHT???


Anyways, Jared is putting his foot in a bit, as usual, but we forgive him for scaring us :)









we'll thank him in our next post....

"I tortured souls... and I liked it"

This is what we have been waiting for! The FUNnatural continues with a catchy tune! Well, ok, the video could be more exciting, but my oh my, that tune is so darn catchy, we might be humming it all week now!

You are so through to the next round of Supernatural Idol!

Recall for PunkPrincessPirate!



PS. If you need this song as much as we do, here's a link to download it - the lyrics can be found on youtube and are well ace!



Have a crazy monday folks!

The Dean Winchester Groupie Queue

Finally the Crazy has found its way back into the Supernatural world of fandom!

Apparently it all started after an article some guy from some site called Buddy TV wrote about Dean Winchester being a sex addict. A conclusion he only made based on previous and the latest epsiode, that showed how early Dean started making out with the ladies ;)

Immediately the forum exploded with angry fans defending their most priced possession (our prrrreeecious) that is Dean Winchester: 100% Fictional, Pie-Lover and newly acclaimed Sexaholic Anonymous.


Those of you old enough to remember Bon Jovi (who rock on occasion and used to sing it from the hair) maybe also remember a song called I'll Sleep When I'm Dead. The hilarious black and white mockumentary music video featured a scene where an endless line of female groupies could be seen awaiting their turn outside lead guitarist Richie Sambora dressing room in the access all areas section, and we mean all areas. A shame they don't do videos like these no more.

We all know that things can get out of hand from time to time. Fans get overly excited and then sites get hunted down by lawyers and forced to shut down because they have worshiped certain bodyparts of certain people playing certain people and the (big bright yellow) line between reality and fiction gets blurred more and more.

Then you have the ones that step over the line when they say something in a forum, that other fans don't want to hear, where pushing your fingers up into your hearing tract going "lalalalalalalala" simply won't work no more. If that happens, the fan world suddenly is at war.

As a result you have those following the general accepted opinion like space-cadets and those who are fans with an opinion of their own (for those who need a forum free of space cadets, try the Circle of Salt, you can own that your way) and the fandom is facing a divide into Heaven- and Hell-Groupies. It's all a bit like school, if you think about it.

We have created two polls for you, for fun!

Would you wait in line?



Rate Dean's brain. What do you think is on his mind the most?



PS. We love all of you Crazy Buckets, so please do keep Go Nuts but rememeber: It's fiction, not love!

The Brotherhood Of The Red Travelling Shorts

Without further ado, we are presenting to you: After School Special - Promo Clips




Looks like this one is going to be a sad one for Sammy!




Sorry, don't know in which order they are meant to be...




GO NUTS!



Go Nuts!- Watch it Thursday on the CW at 9/8c in the USA, than some time later this year in the UK on ITV at 9pm and in about two years in Germany on Pro7 at 21 Uhr.