Lucifer, Rambling On

Dear diary:

Been a strange week. Lilith called a few times, saying she was close to cracking open that last seal. I was excited as all Hell, obviously, but at the same time, a little sad. After all, she was my very first accomplishment. Knowing I’ll have to say goodbye to her is a depressing prospect.

Then surprise surprise, she leaves me a message that she needs help from one of the many demons knocking about down in the Bad Fire. Someone apparently helping manipulate people to get me out - real, live people. She said I’d be pleased with the scale of the machinations and plain sneakiness of it all. I’ll wait and see on that one.

It’s a weird feeling, knowing I’ll finally be out after being cooped up for so long. Won’t know what to do with myself, I think. Oh no, hang on, first job will be to kill the sneaky demon that’s been helping Lilith. I mean, one back-stabbing staff member is enough, can’t have another waiting in the wings ready to kill to get promoted.

And if her plan works, and I’m truly free, she says I’ll have someone called Sam to thank - the one Azazel apparently put in place. Hmm. A little worried here: he’s human. Just human. How will he be able to crack Lilith open to set me free? Well, she says he’ll do it.

But my spies up above tell me that this Sam human will not be my biggest worry. They say Sam, useful in that he’ll get me out (so maybe I’ll wait a while before killing him), has a brother - a big one. One who actually killed Azazel. It strikes me that I should squash the both of them PDQ. Would save a lot of running around, angsting bollocks.

But then that raises another question: if Sam has the juice to get me out, what does this brother have? Lilith said he’d been in the Bad Fire for forty years before he was rescued. Just what did he take away with him? I’m guessing he’s not about to scream like a girl and run away like Brave Sir Robin when I do finally catch up with him - for is it not written: “He was a hero who, by his courage in the fiery furnace, his unreadiness to break down and grovel before a popular conception of the character of the All Highest, had proven himself capable of facing a greater revelation than the one that satisfied his friends.” Yeah, thanks for that Joseph Campbell. You git.

And this thing about him being the breaker of the first seal… Also a worry. He might feel obliged to put me back in the bottle - guilt does strange things to these humans. There's no good me standing back going "I am Lucifer himself, sunshine, and you're just one human - come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!" For I bloody well know that it is written: “Cast abroad the rage of they wrath: and behold every one that is proud and abase him. Look on every one that is proud, and bring him low; and tread down the wicked in their place. Hide them in the dust together; and bid their faces in secret. Then I will also confess unto thee that thine own hand can save thee.” (Job, was it? 40:7-14? Or is that some wench’s phone number?)

Hmm. Seems like just one worry on top of another, these days. Have to have a bit of a chuckle over the irony though - two brothers, one a saviour of evil, one a saviour of the other side. And apparently, neither one ragingly enthusiastic to be there. Think of the torture that must put them through! Just delicious…

But then, another worry: that means they’re doing the job because they can’t leave it to anyone else, not because they want to. Hmm. Extra mile territory, perhaps. Bugger.

Best to kill them ASAP, I think. Send them both down to the Bad Fire where one of my minions will be only too glad to stick it to them for a while.

Yeah. That’s a plan. Ok then, I’m wrapping this entry up - got to get ready for my grand unveiling in a few hours: practise my evil laugh, find some worthy body to possess, prepare to smite. Yup, a full schedule.

With a bit of luck, the next entry in this diary will be written while I’m free Topside.

Fingers crossed, eh.

WINCHESTER RUMBLE!

So we're not in the jungle! So we're not in Manilla! But - roll up, roll up, ladies and gentlemen, Supernatural fans of all ages! Have we got a treat for you!

Not more than 34 hours from this very post, the most exciting, most thrilling display of dirty fighting, one-up-manship, sneaky leaking, sibling murder-mayhem and naughty combat ever portrayed on film will be available to the public! So come one, come all, as we get ready for:

Yes folks, you read that right! In the black corner we have the oh so wanting to be the good guy Sam Winchester - child prodigy, Dark Prince, shagger of demons and drinker of blood.

In the white (or, oh, ok, grey) corner we have the ne'er do well, bad-boy wide-boy Dean Winchester - shagger of at least his own species of female, righteous man, breaker of virgin seals and owner/driver of the '67 Impala handed down by the lesser deity known as John E. Winchester.

Who will be victorious?
Who will win the right to save the day?
Will just getting the chance mean mankind's salvation?
Only time will tell!

The CW. 9pm / 8pm Central USA time.

You know the name. You know the number.

You know you'll be watching. Can you afford not to?


* 'Stoater' = [noun] (Scots.) A blindingly good-looking person, an amazingly good quality item.

Motivation

In these difficult times, it is important not to give up, to keep striving for whatever you believe is right - even if annoying siblings keep confusing the issue by trying to go Dark Side. Remember, people, sometimes you find what you need in the more surprising of places.

Click the small one to get to the big one.

THAT'S what our Sammy does!

Sammy, Sammy, Sammy...

At second 0:15 we finally discovered what Sam and Ruby are up to all this time, and now we are not sure if we should be really disgusted or not - what the hell is wrong with us!

Is Big Daddy Winchester coming back?

Well, just HOW MUCH would you like Big Poppa Winchester to return to Supernatural and that ASAP?

Nearly 4 Millions of Crazy Buckets watched "After School Special"

This is not funny, but we think it was them shorts that you guys (and girls!) watched more than ever!

A CW press release reads a bit like the math book we never touched in school, however the gist is that: MOST VIEWERS THIS SEASON SO FAR!

THE CW SCORES STRONG THURSDAY AS “SMALLVILLE” GROWS AND “SUPERNATURAL” HITS SEASON HIGHS

The CW Delivers Best Thursday of Season in Young Women and

Second Best Thursday in Adults 18-49

SUPERNATURAL Scores Season Highs with Women and

Best Since Its Season Premiere in Adults and Viewers

SMALLVILLE Builds Week to Week in Key Demos

January 30, 2009 (Burbank, CA) - Against a special Thursday “American Idol” and an original episode of “CSI,” The CW scored one of its best Thursdays of the season, matching the season’s best Thursday with women 18-34 (1.5/4) and matching the second best among adults 18-49 (1.7/4), according to Live Plus Same Day Nielsen ratings for Thursday, January 29, 2009. The CW registered its largest Thursday audience (3.9mil) since 10/30/08.

Facing an original “CSI,” SUPERNATURAL climbed to season highs in women 18-34 (1.7/4) and women 18-49 (1.7/4), and posted its largest audience (3.6 million), and best adults 18-34 (1.5/4) and adults 18-49 (1.6/4) ratings since its season premiere.

SMALLVILLE built over last week’s original telecast by 7% in adults 18-34 (1.5/4), 40% in women 18-34 (1.4/4), 6% in adults 18-49 (1.7/5) and 8% in total viewers (4.2mil).

Compared to the same night a year ago (1/31/08), The CW’s Thursday improved 7% in adults 18-34 (1.5/4), 21% in adults 18-49 (1.7/5) and 12% in total viewers (3.9mil).

(Source: tvbythenumbers.com)

A puzzled look at season 4: Lazarus Rising

It is an eerie feeling to know that right now, as I type away, thousands or hopefully millions of people will be watching the season's return of Supernatural.

So it's started! - The anticipation for the 4th season of the show seems huge, the likes of which I have never seen for another show. I cannot stress enough how weird it is to know that part of the worlds population is allowed to see the new season, why the other half can only sit and wait for some kind of news to dribble through. When it comes to things like this, the old world always get the news last.

It's like you were waiting for the end of the world to come...you know it has started, but on the other end of the world and all you can do is to sit still and wait for it to reach you. Like a giant shockwave only that this is not the end, but a new beginning.

I am always turning to the CW forum and a user called LoveJeter is a very reliable and entertaining poster. So far she described the intro, which I have to admit, i found on youtube since it was leaked from the Con. Several clips had been removed but the CW probably got tired of asking people to hunt it down - though I doubt they will allow Kripke to ever do this again.

So, what I thought is, since I stayed up for this, all you guys who are not in the USA or other remote parts of the world, I will piece together for you the season premiere of Supernatural before your very eyes!


But beware, it is after all going to be a bumpy ride!







which Jeter comments like this:

OMG It's TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND OMG AC/DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shook me all night long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm gonna see them in concert in November w/Lindsay!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Freakin great recap to start off the season!!!

OMG that was weird. OMG Dean's alive!!! And he's in a pine pox?? How is he going to get out?? Holy crap he's pulled himself out!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!! I can't believe it he's.....ALIVE!!!!!!! Where is he tho??? What the???????????????????????????

HAHA the date on the paper is TODAY's date!! Awesome!!!

WOOHOO lift that shirt a little higher there Dean!!! YUMMY!! No scars on the stomach!!! WTH a huge weird scar on his shoulder!!!

HAHAHAHAHA Busty Asian Beauties magazine!!

OK what's happening now. All the electronic devises are going squirrely!!! LOL Dean's putting salt on the windows but nothings happening! OMG the windows just blew out!!!! Phew Dean's alright!!

Crap Sam changed his phone number?? OMG Dean called Bobby and he didn't believe him and hung up. And he did it again!

WOOHOO Dean hotwired a car!!!!!!!

Then we have this clip from MovieWeb:

Aww the look on Dean's face when he saw Bobby...but poor Bobby he doesn't believe it. Oh crap. Bobby pulled a knife on Dean!!! Crap!!! OMG Dean convinced Bobby!!!! Awwww HUG!! HAHAHA Bobby just threw holy water at him!!
Thriller video reject!!

Bobby said that Sam didn't want to burn Dean cause he was gonna get him back in his body.

Wedge Antilles??????? OMG seriously Sam of all names!! Dean's smart tho and knew he'd use that name!

OMG Dean and Sammy face to face!!! OMG Sam just attacked Dean!!!!!! Few no ones hurt!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG like 20 second hug too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG Sam is just like Dean!! HAHAHA Having one night stands!
Sam didn't make a deal?!?!?! OK then how did Dean get out???????

Sam was hunting Lilith when he got trail of a bunch of demons that ended up around where Dean "came back"

OMG Sam was wearing Dean's necklace!! And he just gave it back to Dean!! Dean doesn't remember hell!!!! That's a good thing so far but its gonna bite him in the butt later!!

Dean looks like a kid in a candy store when he sees his car!!! HAHA Sam added an Ipod jack!! Holy crap a Jason Manns song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vision!!! That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK who is this chick they are going to see now!! She's been trying to figure out who brought Dean back! WTH they are going to do a seance or something??

Dean wants to hook up with her!! Figures!!
Girl to Sam: You're invited too Grumpy!!! Dean: You are not invited!!

OMG the girl serving the food is a demon!!! Oh crap everyone in the diner is a demon!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like to think its because of my perky nipples!!

and Squee16 reports similar sightings:

Johnny Mac's Diner.
Castiel is the name I didn't mention; whoops. Waitress is a demon...so is like everyone in the place...ho'boy. This chick is from Battlestar Galactica. "I'd like to think it's my perky nipples." Om..fg.

"Turbo charged spirit or..godzilla."

Demons are afraid..this baddy must be...bad. Oh slap the girl..and slap her again... Dean is like untouchable... takes money out.. "For the pie"

Hell that was close Dean. I agree. Oh Sammy must have been a crazy killing machine.. Where the hell is he going? Sammy.... Dean you didn't hear that?

Oh sh--the TV just came on again--it. And now you notice Sam is gone. Ouch-ear piercing sound again. and the glass breaks...OMG THE CEILING OF GLASS...HIS WRIST!!!! in comes Bobby!!

FRICKIN A COMMERICALS
aaaaaaaaaaand we're back

He's at the diner!! NO SAM. Bobby and Dean are going to go head on with the demon! "This is a bad idea." You are right Bobby.
But Dean, Sam lied. You have to go save him now! I don't want to see Scary Sam....

OMG The guy's eyes are burned out like the psychics! WOW There's the demon. OH OUCH HEAD BUTTS. Omg her eyes are burned out. OMG WTH IS SAM DOING!? He's taking the demon right out of her!!!!!! Is she alive!? NO....wth....Is she alive? Nope...Awwwwwww. Who the hell is this? Who is this--RUBY!? This chick is ruby!
Nothing she's ever seen before...Is ruby training sam?

Here's Dean and Bobby going to summon the thing--DON'T!! Don't want to burn your eyes out!! Dean's safe but Bobby isn't!! PLEASE!

Wow.. She is training him. Don't keep this from Dean!

Dean and Bobby waiting... OH CRAP wth is that!? The shingles are flapping... "Wishful thinking but maybe it's just the wind."
The door opens---who the hell is this....? Oh crap nothing is working. WOW the knife doesn't work! Omg what is he...? DONT KILL BOBBY!!!!!! BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WT..F!

COMMERCIALS!! I HATE THO!

Sadly from here on there are no more clips....but Squee is quicker to recover from the commercial:

And back!

YAY Bobby is alive. Castiel... ANGEL OF THE LORD...holy crap. Woah wings. He can't be seen in true form or heard. "You don't think you deserve to be saved." "Why did you do it?" "Because God commanded it. Because we have work for you."

HOLY SH--KRIPKE THIS WAS MY END FIC IDEA--IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY...YES DUDE. :a rrr:

NEXT WEEK! People they couldn't save. MEG!!!!

And Jeters last thoughts:

OK who is this dude....Castiell? An angel of the lord?????????? HUH?? For real????????????? OMG the guy has wings "shadow wings". Wow the "angel" talking to Dean was the loud high pitches he was hearing everywhere!

Dean keeps asking why he was brought back. The "angel" says Dean thinks he doesn't deserve to have been brought back!!

Again Dean asks Why?? Answer: Because God commanded it!! Because they have work for him!!!!!!!! Ummmmmmmmmmmm........HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek I'm in shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I don't even know what/how to think after this eppy. I'm in shock. I'm freaking out cause next weeks looks so cool and my brain is going crazy trying to process all that happened tonight!!!! I so need to watch this again!!!

I can say that Jensen was totally amazing this eppy!!! His Dean emotions were so intact!!! Jared awesome as well even tho we didn't see him as much. But holy crap he is creeping me out cause the "Dark Sam" is there. And Jim is awesome as Bobby. Can't get enough of him when he's onscreen interacting with the guys!! Total shockers tonight that I wasn't expecting!!!! Great job everyone!!!

She is right. Though in slightly different way. With combined forces we have patched together vision, sound and words and although this is not giving you the whole picture, the superduper TV experience and all that, at least it is a picture and a pretty fast one, considering that the UK has to wait approx 3 months and Germany is 2 years behind! Seriously people, what would we do without the internet?

Now, after having seen bits now, a strange eerie feeling has overcome me. The fact that Sam is so...harsh and the fact that Dean remembers nothing of hell and how he got out it's like...it's like maybe he IS in hell....and hasn't gotten out at all.

Whose to say what ones own personal hell is.....

Y'all out there a good night and shame on you Jason Manns for not telling us that you have managed to squeeze a song in that episode!

Well done everyone.



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