This Bucket is a joke#4 - The Panda Joke

This one is really good, we promise! It even comes with a picture!

Dean and his Farting Panda walk into a diner, sit down, and order some Burgers. The Panda eats his Burger quickly then pulls out a gun, and shoots the waitress dead. Dean looks confused as the Panda gets up ready to go, so Dean yells “What the hell is wrong with you? You shot the waitress! She was no demon and she was kinda cute!”

"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA" From somewhere the Panda produces a dictionary and slams it on the table.

“There, look it up for yourself and then lets go!”

Reluctantly Dean opens the book and reads:

Panda: [ A tree-dwelling marsupial

of Asian origin, characterized by

distinct black and white coloring.

Eats shoots and leaves.]

Huh? Huh?

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This Bucket is a Joke #3 - A Bucket of Nuts

A Bucket of Nuts

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day, after a round of Salt'n'Burning some haunted bones, Sam and Dean had decided to make the most of it, got a bucket out of the Impala's trunk and started plucking the nuts form the tree, filling up the bucket until full. Then they sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts, as you do being good brothers.

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said Dean. The bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence.

Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a little boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

He knew what it was. "Holy Crap," he shuddered. "It's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery."

He cycled down the road as fast as he could and found an old man hobbling along with a cane. "Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls."

The man said, "Shoo, you brat, can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as it is." But after several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence, they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's find out if we can see the devil himself." Shivering with fear, they peered through the fence, but they were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought-iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Satan.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."

They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy.

Have a great weekend!

-rewritten and posted by Nana-

Smiley's daily dose of SPN jokes....

Our Topic today is SPN GHOSTS.

Over the next while, Smiley will bring to you all a selection of her finest jokes... all on a different SPN topic (whenever possible)... Hope you all don't die laughing!!!

Don't worry... Smiley is just warming up .... I'm saving the Dean/Sam jokes for a later date....

Q Where do SPN ghosts write their homework answers?
A: In their exorcise books...

Q: Ever hear about the very tidy SPN Ghost???
A: He cleaned the whole house with an OOOOOOOOOO-VER!!!

I swear they don't get any better.... as Dean says.... ''I GOT NOTHING'!!! LOL!!!

Other then some SPN Ghostie Food Jokes that is....

Q: What do SPN ghosts put in their sandwiches?
A: Scream Cheese...

Q: And what's their favourite snack?
A: Custard Scream Biscuits!!!

Q: What does an SPN ghost put on his Roast Beef?
A: Grave-y!!!!

Don't go away... there's more.... (yes sadly, there is...)

Q: What do you call a ghost's Mum & Dad?
A: Transparents...

And finally for now....

Q: What did the SPN ghost do to protect his house?
A: He took out Home Moaner's Insurance!!!

-posted by Smiley-

This Bucket is a Joke #2 - Dean in Hell

So it has happened. Dean couldn’t wiggle out of his contract, lost his soul and is now stuck in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon who introduces him to the place:

Demon: Why the sour face?

Dean: What do you think? I'm in hell you son of a bitch!

Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?

Dean: Sure, I love to drink.

Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Beer, Purple Nurples, Tab, Jagermeister... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.

Dean: Gee, that sounds great.

Demon: You like to eat?

Dean: You better believe it.

Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get Pizza, Tacos, Burgers, a Cheeseplatter from around the world and the biggest steaks you have seen. If you get high cholesterol, it's okay... you're already dead.

Dean: No kidding!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Dean: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Demon: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, Blackjack, Horse Races, Roulette, you name it, we got it. We even opened up a Pai Gow Poker table.

Dean: Hmmm, I never played Pai Gow before...

Demon: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?

Dean: Erm, no, not really...

Demon: Doesn’t matter! Thursday is drug day. You can help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's okay... you're already dead.

Dean: Hm, true I guess. I never realized that hell was such a swingin' place!

Demon: You gay?

Dean: Uh, no.

Demon: Oooh (grimaces), you're gonna hate Fridays.

-Your Crazy Buckets-

This Bucket is a Joke #1 - Sam & Dean go into a bar...

Apologies that that one is on Dean again.

Sam and Dean are both having a beer in a bar as they are relaxing from a hunt.

Eventually a guy walks into the bar with a box. He sits down, opens the box and out pops a Leprechaun. The man tells the bartender, "I want a Rolling Rock and a Purple Nurple for my buddy here."

Dean slaps Sam for his attention and smiles. “See! Told you Leprechauns do exist!”

Sam watches in disbelief as the Leprechaun drinks his shot, then starts running towards them sitting at the end of the bar end. He spits in Dean’s face, then runs back. Dean looks surprised and Sam looks equally confused.

The guy with the box says, "I'll have another Rolling Rock and another Purple Nurple for my buddy here."

After the Leprechaun drinks his shot, he again runs to the end of the bar and spits it in Dean’s face, then dashes back. Sammy can't help the giggling; Dean looks like thunder “What the f…” and wipes the Purple off his face.

The guy with the box orders another beer for himself and another shot for the Leprechaun. Again, after the Leprechaun drinks his shot, he runs down to the end of the bar. But this time Dean is waiting for him and he grabs the Leprechaun and holds him in the air, little legs kicking about.

Dean says, "If you spit in my face one more time, I swear I'm going to cut your little pecker off."

“Leprechauns don’t have peckers!” the little guy squeaks.

Dean looks confused then finds his words again, "If you don't have peckers, then how do you pee?"

"By spitting," says the Leprechaun.

-rewritten and posted by Nana-