Someone has actually had the same crazy thought as me which is great. Even better is that "Princess of X" has visualised this very thought, and here is it:
Now, we only need to get Lucas & Spielberg to understand that after 20 years waiting for part 4 of the Indy Trilogy (yes I said trilogy as I never saw it happen) is really getting too old for this shit and before he decides to hire a young gherkin for this job who has absolutely no flavour whatsoever (sadly River Phoenix is no longer available due to other commitments up in heaven) we now have the right man for this job!
It's time for a new guy who can kick some Nazi-Ass and trust me, the world will want it to be Jensen Ackles, who you may know form such great kickass shows like Supernatural.
His major advantages include:
- loose tongue
- assertive voice that can make any snake curl up and die
- proficiency in dealing with all kinds of the supernatural (so boxes filled with weird souls and the power of god won't freak him out any longer)
- strong and reasonably bruise resistant (can take a beating, but will of course give more than take as any good man would)
- he is tall enough
- has that strong jawline you need for this job
- looks good in a hat
- has this rugged look you need and wears shirts beautifully
- the ladies will love him but if they want their own elephant and then fall off he will definitely laugh at them
- likes roller coaster rides through strange Indian mines
- he can climb up from near death and look perturbed as too what just happened
- will MacGyver his way out of any sealed tomb and will think about a plan occasionally
- he will chase a guy into the jungle and run away if a horde chases him (and you will get a beautiful face shot of eyes that speak more than words)
- he will make you tons and tons of money
- takes his job very seriously and won't leave that hat behind
- and yes! He can ACTUALLY ride a horse cowboy style!
I want more Indiana Jones adventures but I also want a new Indy now, I have waited too long, so it's time to pass the whip and the hat on!
-posted by Nana-
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