This Bucket is a joke#4 - The Panda Joke

This one is really good, we promise! It even comes with a picture!

Dean and his Farting Panda walk into a diner, sit down, and order some Burgers. The Panda eats his Burger quickly then pulls out a gun, and shoots the waitress dead. Dean looks confused as the Panda gets up ready to go, so Dean yells “What the hell is wrong with you? You shot the waitress! She was no demon and she was kinda cute!”

"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA" From somewhere the Panda produces a dictionary and slams it on the table.

“There, look it up for yourself and then lets go!”

Reluctantly Dean opens the book and reads:

Panda: [ A tree-dwelling marsupial

of Asian origin, characterized by

distinct black and white coloring.

Eats shoots and leaves.]

Huh? Huh?

Ackles/Padalecki - 13/14

The things you do for charity.

Why does it seem that everything over the big pond is so much more fun? When I was a kid I loved soapbox races and I would love to have friends crazy enough to at least go go-karting with me at least once in a while.

So today I am writing this blog with the biggest sympathy for my jealous inner child. Not only get Jensen and Jared to go to work everyday-or night- knowing they love what the do (unlike most of us), now that the spend so much time in Vancouver they get to do a celebrity charity soapbox race.

Come on! Life no fair :(





PS. At least these soapbox tins look like crazy buckets with wheels! So there! HA!

Panda Update: Fartybear Jensen

Finally following up on a post from...uhm a while ago, we have indeed kept our word and adopted a Pandabear through the WWF in honour of the great Jensen A. who brought the farting aspect of these cuddly creatures to our attention.

It took a little longer until we got the stuff sent (only the second attempt finally reached our headoffice and the WWF was really patient with us) - we have covered the name on the certificate because we couldn't adopt it for the Crazy Buckets and the real person likes to stay anonymous. We don't blame her. We also noted that a real person took a real pen and wrote the adopters name on that card. Yup, no fauxy preprinted rubbish. As classy as a mullet you could say. That picture in the back is allegedly the only picture in existence of the real bear we adopted. If you ask us, he looks like he is up to something.









Now that we have little cuddly Jensenbear (or Pandackles?) we were wondering what to do with it..him...and we thought we will do a little series on him. We are going to take him to see the world and we will make sure has a good time(what's spanish for donkey show?), after all Pandas are facing extinction.

So, do check back for Fartybear's own journal soon and see what the little rascal has been up to.

Last but not least: As previously mentioned we were also considering to adopt an Orang Utan for Jared, but have decided to let you guys decide which animal we will adopt on his behalf, so do watch out for a poll somewhere soon (not sure where yet, maybe here, maybe there, maybe everywhere).



-Crazy Buckets-

Don't you just loooove spam mail?

We are so excited that we could bake and eat a whole apple pie right now!

Can you believe it? We got a spam mail today! We usually never read it but today we drew a lucky winner! Why you wonder do we waste our precious minutes until the new season of SPN finally hits the airwaves with this crap? Well this mail is not an ordinary one, nooooo! We got royal mail! Yup. We are important here at the Crazy Buckets head office it seems even Princess Faustina calls us a "friend" - it's about time we think.

Here is the royal mail she sent us (print and wipe butt with is optional) -

Dear Friend,

Good day and Compliments,

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you aboundantly and you would never regreat this.

I am a female student from University of Burkina faso, Ouagadougou. I am 22 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction.

Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death.I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth. He left the sum of USD 7, 350, 000.00 dollars (Seven Million,Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand US Dollars)in a
security company.

This money was annually paid into my late fathers account from Shell petroleum development company(spdc)and chevron oil company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction. I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to
move this money from the security company to your bank account,

That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely. I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.

If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me by repied this massage very urgent.

Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible, I will send you my identification card as soon as I hear from you.

Yours sincerely,
Princess Fustina Karom

Wow. Are you as speechless as we are? She left the money in a security company. What, in a coffee jar or what? Must be one hell of a giant coffee jar! Dirty dirty oil money as well? And she wants to move it? I ain't breaking my back lifting no giant coffee jar around!
But a faaar more pressing issue is this: Do you think we should "repied this massage" or might that just be a little too kinky?

I guess after lifting that giant coffee jar we'd need a good massage. Anyone?


;)

Have a great weekend!

-The Crazy Buckets-

Where do you post your thoughts?

Forums are such a fun place are they not?

I have to admit at my old age of 30 it took me quite some time to get used to forums. At first they scared me a little and I needed time and practise to figure out the threads, the rules, the structure and I sometimes will stumble into a new forum just to run away screaming, pulling my hair because it's so confusing and terribly designed. Chances are I will never return.

The two forums I did return to are the CW's own Supernatural Lounge and the BuddyTV forum which has its own SPN subsection - however the structures are both a little too overwhelming for my taste and The Lounge hasn't even got a forum search function!

The only alternative are fanbased forums but I couldn't say how well visited they are (or how specialised) though the idea to create a fun and interactive place to go a little crazy in between SPN episodes sounds like an awesome idea, does it not?

Seems somebody has just done that recently. The newest forum on the market is called the "Circle of Salt" and belongs to a little known underground movement called the Rocksalt Warriors -Who? Wtf and not another forum, you may yell in my ears grabbing some salt ready, aim, THROW! You missed. I smile and nod and say yes it's actually just that: Another forum but one with a big BUT!

So put the salt down and I'll explain: At first glance the Circle of Salt looks like a standard forum. It has rules and it's moderated as the Rocksalt Warriors (or RSW) take it very seriously but here comes the BUT: They also like to have fun and that means that you and me can all make the rules..within reason of course. It sounds like a good idea to me and all those who feel a little too restricted by the usual topics that people are talking about might just find this a nice grown up alternative. Worth checking out I say.

As for now, I am pondering over the forum post (I have found it on the CW lounge) where someone asked the question if anyone knew the email for Sam & Dean. Of course we all know that person got a little confused there and meant Jensen & Jared, but it kinda makes you wonder how the mind works sometimes.

If you like to share your thoughts on this or other things I'll see you in the Circle of Salt!


-posted by n.-

Supernatural Fun - Take #3

We were so waiting for more ear-twizzling eye-candy and now it's finally here!

From now on we will call this bucket category FUNnatural and are really hoping for more from these crazy guys...or girls...




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